$BARS
999.9
your pokes: 0 — poke the bar. it doesn't care.

the deadpan bar that keeps receipts.

Fee revenue buys tokenized gold (PAXG) for the community treasury — typically every Monday, once at least $999 has accrued. That's it. That's the coin. You can watch it happen on-chain, live — which is more than most coins can say.

CA: [CONTRACT_ADDRESS_AFTER_LAUNCH]

Not backed, not redeemable — the fine print ↓

About

Every memecoin promises the same thing: trust me bro. Locked liquidity (bro), based dev (bro), 100x soon (bro). $BARS is tired of it. So we built the opposite of a promise: a treasury that converts fees into tokenized gold, in public, with the transaction links to prove it. No presale, no transfer tax, no story you have to believe — just a deadpan gold bar and its receipts.

Stop believing. Start verifying.

Every claim on this site comes with an address you can check.

How it works

1 Trading happens. The launchpad and our LP position collect fees. You trade, the vault earns. No transfer tax, no weird contract.
2 Monday: sweep day. Once ≥ $999 has accrued: 20% goes to the founder, and the rest is converted into PAXG for the treasury. The small swap, bridge and network fees come out of that gold portion — so the vault receives a little under 80%. Every step, costs included, is a signed public transaction.
3 You check it. Every purchase is on the dashboard with its transaction link. The addresses are public. Don't trust us — verify.

How to buy

1 Get a wallet. Phantom or any Solana wallet, free from the app store or as a browser extension.
2 Get some SOL. Buy it in your wallet, or on an exchange and send it over.
3 Swap for $BARS. Paste the contract address (top of this page — never from a DM) into Jupiter or the launchpad and swap. No transfer tax, so no special slippage tricks needed.
4 Watch the vault. That's it. That's the entertainment. Monday is sweep day.

Tokenomics

Supply1B pump.fun standard — no team allocation
Transfer tax0% none, ever
Fee split · gold / founder80 / 20 ratchets down 1 point per kg in the vault (floor 10%), one-way; small on-chain costs come off the gold side
On-chain100% every purchase, with receipts

No presale. No "team allocation" hiding in a side wallet. Small on-chain costs (swap, bridge, gas) come out of the gold portion, so the vault receives a little under 80% — those costs are on the receipts too. The split is public policy, not a promise — see the terms.

Roadmap

Phase 1: buy gold.every Monday, ≥ $999 accrued
Phase 2: buy more gold.see phase 1
Phase 3: see phase 1.we're very consistent

This roadmap describes the sweep mechanism, not a commitment. The bar makes no promises. The bar makes purchases.

FAQ

Why buy gold at all, then?

Because a treasury that visibly grows in something tangible is a better and more honest story than a wallet full of nothing. That's a story, not a promise — see the terms.

Who controls the treasury?

The founder, from a wallet whose address is on the dashboard. We won't pretend otherwise: this is not a DAO, and it's not a multisig yet — it moves to one as the vault grows. What you get regardless is that every movement — every purchase, every payout — is a publicly visible on-chain transaction. Don't trust the setup; watch it.

Does the team get paid?

Yes: 20% of every swept fee batch goes to the founder wallet, as a separate, publicly visible transaction. The other 80% is earmarked for gold — and the small swap, bridge and network costs come out of that portion, so the vault receives a little under 80% (those costs show up on the receipts too). We publish all of it because hiding it would make us exactly what we're not. And the founder share only moves one way: for every full kilogram of gold in the vault it drops by 1 point, down to a floor of 10%. You can hold us to that — it's on-chain arithmetic, not a pinky promise.

What happens if trading volume dries up?

Purchases stop. You'll see that on the dashboard too — we publish the slow weeks just like the good ones.

Is this financial advice?

No. Nothing here is advice or an offer. See the full terms.

The fine print — what $BARS is not